if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
when a school bus passes with people from another school
I’m like 80% sure that the people who romanticize snow are the people who don’t have to live in places that get over half an inch of it.
all text posts in october must be
formatted like this
a couple weeks from now, theres going to be a new day of the week that no one has ever heard of
if you guessed that the new day of the week is jobhaversbirthday then you are right. if you guessed “tuesday” or “wednesday” then you are very wrong because everyone has already heard of those ones
Halloween is right around the corner
when your friends think gross and offensive things are funny
My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender