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Posted on 30th Sep at 10:57 PM, with 372,231 notes

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

Posted on 30th Sep at 10:57 PM, with 9,087 notes

carbohydrake:

when a school bus passes with people from another school

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Posted on 30th Sep at 10:56 PM, with 135,363 notes

pembroke:

I’m like 80% sure that the people who romanticize snow are the people who don’t have to live in places that get over half an inch of it.

Posted on 30th Sep at 9:13 PM, with 40,540 notes

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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Posted on 30th Sep at 9:12 PM, with 83 notes

jobhaver:

jobhaver:

a couple weeks from now, theres going to be a new day of the week that no one has ever heard of

if you guessed that the new day of the week is jobhaversbirthday then you are right. if you guessed “tuesday” or “wednesday” then you are very wrong because everyone has already heard of those ones

Posted on 30th Sep at 9:11 PM, with 60,889 notes

kill-obama:

when your friends think gross and offensive things are funny image

Posted on 30th Sep at 9:10 PM, with 505,048 notes
llamasgotoheaven:

lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

#people#this dispels like fifty stereotypes and I love it
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llamasgotoheaven:

lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

Posted on 30th Sep at 4:50 PM, with 264,901 notes

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

Posted on 30th Sep at 4:49 PM, with 292,515 notes

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

Posted on 30th Sep at 4:48 PM, with 530,827 notes
zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?
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zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

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